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A Theory of Happiness

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.

So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.
He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. “How many people here make love once a day?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

“Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands,
their grins a bit less vibrant.

"How many of you make love once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up.
No grins could be sighted.

Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down,
jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.
The therapist is shocked - this man's reaction completely disproves his theory! “If you make love only once a year,”
he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man shouts:

"Tonight's the night!”
 

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