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A Tacky Story

A man goes into the chemist to buy a packets of Condoms.
When goes to pay for his purchase, he notices that the price
is a dollar fifty htgher than the price on the packet.
He asks why and is told that the extra money is for tax.
"Christ" he says, " I thought you just rolled them on?"
 
Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Looked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too. 😅
 
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Texas barber offers free condoms with every haircut ....
but puts HOLES in them all, by stapling them to his business card.

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Extra charge due to inflation????
 
Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Liked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too. 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣too funny
 
Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Liked at another pack a that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too. 😅
Wish I had been with you @BeautifulMousey. That would’ve been so funny!😆
 
Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Liked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too. 😅
For years my wife wouldn't go shopping with me, because after walking up and down the aisles and not being able to find it. I quite innocently asked a woman working where there , where she kept dripping!!
 
Wish I had been with you @BeautifulMousey. That would’ve been so funny!😆
It was, she was afraid to go shopping with me after that and I saw the young man in the shop again as he was making his way out the back. Don't know why unless they hadn't cleaned the nuts packets😂
 
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It was, she was afraid to go shopping with me after that and I saw the young man in the shop again as he was making his way out the back. Don't know why unless they hadn't cleaned the nuts packets😂
🤣🤣🤣👍
 
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For years my wife wouldn't go shopping with me, because after walking up and down the aisles and not being able to find it. I quite innocently asked a woman working where there , where she kept dripping!!
🤣🤣🤣
 
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Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Looked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too. 😅
There was a young man from St Clair, who was having a do on the stairs, on the 33rd stroke, the banister broke and he finished his do in midair
 

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