[Luckyus]

A Tacky Story​

A man goes into the chemist to buy a packets of Condoms.
When goes to pay for his purchase, he notices that the price
is a dollar fifty htgher than the price on the packet.
He asks why and is told that the extra money is for tax.
"Christ" he says, " I thought you just rolled them on?"

 

[BeautifulMousey]

Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Looked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too.

 

[Wandiwa]

Texas barber offers free condoms with every haircut ....
but puts HOLES in them all, by stapling them to his business card.

 

[Observer]

Extra charge due to inflation????

 

[BeautifulMousey]

Extra charge due to inflation????

You mean no inflation

 

[Observer]

You mean no inflation

Not where I cum from

 

[Littleboy8]

Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Liked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too.

too funny

 

[DLHM]

Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Liked at another pack a that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too.

Wish I had been with you @BeautifulMousey. That would’ve been so funny!

 

[Luckyus]

Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Liked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too.

For years my wife wouldn't go shopping with me, because after walking up and down the aisles and not being able to find it. I quite innocently asked a woman working where there , where she kept dripping!!

 

[BeautifulMousey]

Wish I had been with you @BeautifulMousey. That would’ve been so funny!

It was, she was afraid to go shopping with me after that and I saw the young man in the shop again as he was making his way out the back. Don't know why unless they hadn't cleaned the nuts packets

 

[Littleboy8]

It was, she was afraid to go shopping with me after that and I saw the young man in the shop again as he was making his way out the back. Don't know why unless they hadn't cleaned the nuts packets

 

[Littleboy8]

For years my wife wouldn't go shopping with me, because after walking up and down the aisles and not being able to find it. I quite innocently asked a woman working where there , where she kept dripping!!

 

[BeautifulMousey]

Reminds me what a naughty girl I am. Years ago I went grocery shopping with my neighbour. We went to Safeway and walking around I thought I would buy a packet of nuts to eat. Cashews I think. Went to pick up a packet, but the packet was sticky. Looked at another pack an that was sticky also. Couldn't find one that wasn't. Young man tending to the aisle so I asked him. Why are your nuts sticky. My neighbour quickly retreated from the aisle, the poor young man didn't know what to say so he left too.

There was a young man from St Clair, who was having a do on the stairs, on the 33rd stroke, the banister broke and he finished his do in midair