[Skipton]

A Sign From God​

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;
"Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left; but, fortunately, we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75-year-old Scotch didn't break.
Surely, God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement,
opened it. and drank half the bottle. He then handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked "Aren't you having any?”
She replied “Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police"

 

[Ivory]

She would have got let off due to mental incompetence. Nobody in their right mind would just hand over a good (amazingly good) bottle of scotch and tell someone to have a drink.

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Littleboy8]

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Hahahahaha love it

 

[MIZMAC]

She was not blonde!

 

[phantomrose102]

Now that is a bitch!

 

[Still Ebby]

Now that is a bitch!

A clever one!

 

[Veggiepatch]

After the mention of "scotch", I knew where is joke was going.

 

[magpie1]

She would have got let off due to mental incompetence. Nobody in their right mind would just hand over a good (amazingly good) bottle of scotch and tell someone to have a drink.

Totally disagree Ivory.....I think that this woman had a well thought out plan and executed it brilliantly...she will ensure that she receives her Insurance Company support and payout for the car....whereas the other driver will be charged with DUI and his Insurance will not cover his repairs....she might even put in a medical claim for injuries she might or might not have received in the crash from the other driver....this claim could involve a substantial cash compensation from the other driver, thus giving her enough money to buy a CARTON of the said SCOTCH to celebrate her deceptive tactics. WELL PLAYED young lady, even if she is an absolute B**** for the way she has gone about the crash.

 

[Luckyus]

After the mention of "scotch", I knew where is joke was going.

Did it take that long.

 

[Leenie]

She has probably done this before, very clever.

 

[Macarj]

Trust nobody