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A Shepherd, A Sheep And A Sheepdog

A Shepherd was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a
deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely shepehrd.
Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. but the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until he took
is arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, low and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Pauline Hanson.
That evening the shepherd brought Pauline to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon he started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and
leaned over to Pauline and told her he hadn't been intimate with anyone for
months.
Pauline batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do
for him.
He said, "Could you take the dog for a walk."
 

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