A Punjabi In Paris!
A Sardar from Punjab India visits a 5-star hotel in Paris.
As he sat there at the bar, enjoying his Black Label,
a devastatingly hot French girl in a red dress, came to him and said
something in French, which he wasn't able to understand.
Unable to get over her heavenly body mixed with the
heady aroma of her alluring French perfume,
Sardar invited her to sit down next to him, took a napkin
and drew a picture of a champagne glass () She nodded,
and he ordered a glass of champagne for her.
After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture
of a plate with food on it (), and she nodded.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin
and drew a picture of a couple dancing().
She nodded, and they got up to dance. When they were back at their table,
the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a screw ()
Till today Sardar is scratching his head trying to figure out how on Earth,
did she know about his hardware store in Punjab!