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A POLITICIAN NEVER LIES
Just so we are certain,
A POLITICIAN NEVER LIES..
A Politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia,
and asked the locals what the Government could do for them.
"We have two big needs," said the townspeople.
"First, we have a hospital but no Doctor."
The Politician whipped out his iPhone,
spoke for a while, and then said,
"I have sorted that out. A Doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?"
The townspeople replied,
"We have no mobile phone reception in our town."
