[mOiOz]

A POEM - BY WILLIE NELSON​

"I'VE OUTLIVED MY DICK"
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers, it would spring.
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

 

[Dennis]

Join the club, I tie the strings off my teabags to find it.

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Catherines]

Absolutely hilarious