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A New Start
A patient who needs a heart transplant suddenly
gets a phone call from his surgeon.
"You are in luck; we have two matching donors.
A twenty-year-old athlete and an 80-year-old lawyer,
which heart do you want?"
The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart."
"Are you sure??" Asks the surgeon in surprise.
"Yea, I'd rather have one that hasn't been used."
