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A lovely Sign - A joke by member John P.

A grandmother was driving home from church with her grandson in the back seat when she got stopped by a red traffic light. She turned to her grandson and began to explain to him the meaning of some of the church procedures.

She was so engrossed she missed the change of lights and never heard the beeping of the angry motorists behind her. Her grandson pointed out the next changing of the lights and grandma drove slowly away.

As each irritated motorist overtook her they gave her the rude finger. “What does that sign mean?" she asked her grandson.

After a little thought he replied, “They are all pointing to heaven to say that they believe in Jesus too,” he said.

“Oh! How lovely,” the glowing grandma replied. She lowered her driving side window and returned the lovely sign to each motorist as they passed.

Hahahaha! We absolutely loved this joke. A big thanks to member John P. for sharing this with us!
 

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