[Danielle G.]

A little tap...​

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question...

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The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.​

For a second, everything was quite in the cab.

Then the driver said, 'Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylight out of me!'

The passenger apologised and said, 'I didn’t realise that a little tap would scare you so much.'

The driver replied, 'Sorry, it’s not really your fault...

Today is my first day as a cab driver– I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.'

 

[Littleboy8]

Love it

 

[Dennis]

Not heared that one before.

 

[Agave]

Heard it before but worth another round....

 

[MIZMAC]

Oldie but goodie

 

[Barbara V]

Another recycled one

 

[Catherines]

Love it !!

 

[Wandiwa]

Oldie but goodie

Like most of us on here, hey.

 

[Rose-Marie]

Good one!

 

[Dynamo]

So funny. Thanks for sharing.