[Luckyus]

A Little Help​

An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment.

“How many people were able to complete the assignment without parent’s help?” About 25% of the class raises their hands.

“How many people were able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent?” About 70% of the class raises their hands.

The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their hands. She then calls out, “How many people had to help a parent complete your assignment?”

 

[Dennis]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

 

[RayW86]

Get well soon Dennis

 

[Sandy Montague]

sorry to hear. get well soon. missed your jokes.

 

[Jo Piper3]

Please keep safe and get well quickly

 

[Vcook]

Hope you're up and about soon Dennis, love your jokes and missed them the last few days

 

[magpie1]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

So sorry to hear about your fall Dennis....wish you a speedy recovery, glad you were not seriously hurt. Rest and recover.

 

[Mustang GT]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

Get well soon.

 

[PattiB]

I was wondering where you were Dennis. Sorry you had a fall & hope that you’re well again very soon. My elderly brother in law had a fall outside, late last week, but he hit his head on the cemented area & had a short stay in hospital to watch for a brain bleed. He’s fine now, though a bit battered & bruised. It must’ve been the time for falls. So glad that you’re back as I love your jokes.
Stay well Dennis, Patricia

 

[Crestwood 96]

Sorry to hear about your accident remember soldier on I missed your JOKES

 

[Jersey Girl]

Sorry to hear about your accident. Get well quickly. Take care.
Love your jokes.

 

[Daibhin]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

Sorry that happened to you, it's scary when you know you're going to fall and can't stop it. Get well soon.

 

[Viellarde]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

That sure was no joke with which to start your day. At least you kept your wits about you and got help. Wishing you a quick and full recovery.

 

[Luckyus]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

All the best sunshine, and keep your pecker up?

A pun hasn't completely matured,
Until it is full groan?

 

[SirExton]

All the best sunshine, and keep your pecker up?

A pun hasn't completely matured,
Until it is full groan?

I think they were trying to keep their head up? Not their Pecker!

 

[mOiOz]

Glad to hear you're still with us!!!!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke You are so dumb you invented a mirror for Ghost's

 

[Still Ebby]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

Oh Dennis thats awful but l'm so glad your ok. Do you live on your own? You need a pronged stick in case it happens again.Take care

 

[Paddyme]

Hi Gang wondering why your jokes were missing for 3 days, well about 7-45 Friday morning I had a fall, at the moment I have gought, in my right big toe and I was walking down to my bedroom and I had just got through the door when I felt the trength going out through my legs, I tried to reach my bed but started to fall back I tried to keep my head as high as possible as I knew this was going to be the last thing to hit the floor, I then called the ambulance which took about 18 mins to get to me as they are very busy, they did all the tests at the hospital to make sure there was no bleeding in the brain, there is still no strength in my right leg so I am sitting on my worker ridding around.

Here is my morning joke. What goes through water but does not get wet? Aray of light.

Hope you get better real soon.

 

[SirExton]

Glad to hear you're still with us!!!!
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