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A Little Girl Feels Sick at Church​

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

"Mummy," she said, "can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!" exclaimed the girl.
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush," said her mother.
After about sixty seconds, the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" her mother asked.
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." Smiled her little girl proudly.
"They have a box next to the front door that says: 'For the Sick.'"

 

[Littleboy8]

Oh yuk gross but funny

 

[Dr Hans]

clever girl

 

[LITTLE RED ROBIN]

Good one

 

[Luckyus]

Oh yuk gross but funny

What's 12 inches long, stiff, pink, and makes a woman scream like nothing else in this world


...Cot death.

 

[Leenie]

Ha ha ,well it was a donation of sorts.

 

[Reet]

Very clever!

 

[LITTLE RED ROBIN]

What's 12 inches long, stiff, pink, and makes a woman scream like nothing else in this world


...Cot death.

As I have experienced cot death YOUR JOKE IS VERY SICK AND UNCALLED FOR

 

[lionelsadlier68 @gmail.com]

Q why did a man take a ladder on his first date. A because he wsht to go to the next level.

 

[Mustang GT]

What's 12 inches long, stiff, pink, and makes a woman scream like nothing else in this world


My sister in law experienced a cot death and it was no laughing matter, if you think its funny you are 1 Sick person.

 

[Ivory]

I’m not counting that charity box