We all know that unexpected events can add a spark to life's routine. A man in Queensland experienced this firsthand when an unexpected visitor disrupted his peaceful sleep and caused a commotion in his kitchen.

But surprisingly, this wasn't your typical break-in. There was something more sinister at play.

For a resident of Townsville, a regular Thursday took an unusual turn around 3 am. Startled by peculiar sounds from the kitchen, he initially assumed it was his dogs searching for late-night snacks.

However, what he discovered was far from the usual canine mischief. Instead of finding a couple of hungry dogs, he was astonished at seeing a nearly three-meter-long snake slithering across his kitchen countertops.

A man was woken from his slumber by a late-night intruder making a mess in his kitchen. Credit: Facebook.

'Holy s**t... look what's got in,' he said in a video he later posted to the Townsville Snake Catchers Facebook group. 'Thought someone was downstairs and went to check with the dogs.'

As the man later figured out, this was no ordinary snake but a carpet python—a species well-known for its impressive length and striking patterns.

Quick biology refresher, folks: these species can engulf animals as large as possums and birds. Though non-venomous, they possess a wild strength and can grow up to four metres.

To make matters more distressing, the python had made quite a mess. Picture a tornado tearing through your pantry, and you won’t be far off. Glass bottles toppled over, a clay pot smashed, and onions scattered everywhere.

The regular placidity of his home was disrupted, and routine was replaced by chaos.

'Got to clean all this stuff up, and then I got to get you out... pain in the a**e,' the man can be heard saying in the video, with sleep-ridden annoyance trickling through his voice.

The late-night tale of our Townsville resident ignited a flurry of responses as locals took to Facebook to share their thoughts and theories on the event.

Some empathised with the man's unusual predicament, attributing the python's break-in to the chilly weather. 'That is crazy! Clearly warmer in your house than outside last night,' a fellow Queenslander remarked.

However, a few cheeky users couldn’t resist the opportunity to make light of the situation. Suggestions poured in, ranging from the snake wanting to scramble some eggs to praising the reptile's colour coordination with the kitchen bench tops. Laughter, as we know, is one of the best medicines for when life throws us a (three-metre-long) curveball!

While the man was understandably upset—who wouldn’t be after a python-sized havoc—he managed to evict the slithering intruder, albeit calling it the 'crankiest one ever'.

The aftermath left him, and perhaps many of us, musing over the potential routes of such surprising invasions.

'Most likely could've come from a window, a crack in the door, the roof space,' a snake expert suggested, highlighting the necessity of keeping our homes snake-proof.

Key Takeaways

• A Queensland man woke to a three-metre-long carpet python slithering in his kitchen at 3 am, making a wild mess.
• The intruding snake had knocked over many items in the kitchen, including glass bottles, a clay pot and onions.
• Several locals suggested the snake had entered the house seeking warmth from the cold outside weather.
• The man managed to get the snake out safely, noting it was 'the crankiest one he's ever come across'.

Members, are you wondering what to do in a similar situation? Residents across Australia are urged never to attempt snake removal themselves. Even the non-venomous python could pose a risk when threatened.

Instead, trust the experts and call in a local snake catcher or wildlife rescue organisation when you find a wayward serpent in your personal space.

Have you ever had any similar experiences? Share them with us in the comments below!

 

[Littleboy8]

We all know that unexpected events can add a spark to life's routine. A man in Queensland experienced this firsthand when an unexpected visitor disrupted his peaceful sleep and caused a commotion in his kitchen.

But surprisingly, this wasn't your typical break-in. There was something more sinister at play.

For a resident of Townsville, a regular Thursday took an unusual turn around 3 am. Startled by peculiar sounds from the kitchen, he initially assumed it was his dogs searching for late-night snacks.

However, what he discovered was far from the usual canine mischief. Instead of finding a couple of hungry dogs, he was astonished at seeing a nearly three-meter-long snake slithering across his kitchen countertops.

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A man was woken from his slumber by a late-night intruder making a mess in his kitchen. Credit: Facebook.

'Holy s**t... look what's got in,' he said in a video he later posted to the Townsville Snake Catchers Facebook group. 'Thought someone was downstairs and went to check with the dogs.'

As the man later figured out, this was no ordinary snake but a carpet python—a species well-known for its impressive length and striking patterns.

Quick biology refresher, folks: these species can engulf animals as large as possums and birds. Though non-venomous, they possess a wild strength and can grow up to four metres.

To make matters more distressing, the python had made quite a mess. Picture a tornado tearing through your pantry, and you won’t be far off. Glass bottles toppled over, a clay pot smashed, and onions scattered everywhere.

The regular placidity of his home was disrupted, and routine was replaced by chaos.

'Got to clean all this stuff up, and then I got to get you out... pain in the a**e,' the man can be heard saying in the video, with sleep-ridden annoyance trickling through his voice.

The late-night tale of our Townsville resident ignited a flurry of responses as locals took to Facebook to share their thoughts and theories on the event.

Some empathised with the man's unusual predicament, attributing the python's break-in to the chilly weather. 'That is crazy! Clearly warmer in your house than outside last night,' a fellow Queenslander remarked.

However, a few cheeky users couldn’t resist the opportunity to make light of the situation. Suggestions poured in, ranging from the snake wanting to scramble some eggs to praising the reptile's colour coordination with the kitchen bench tops. Laughter, as we know, is one of the best medicines for when life throws us a (three-metre-long) curveball!

While the man was understandably upset—who wouldn’t be after a python-sized havoc—he managed to evict the slithering intruder, albeit calling it the 'crankiest one ever'.

The aftermath left him, and perhaps many of us, musing over the potential routes of such surprising invasions.

'Most likely could've come from a window, a crack in the door, the roof space,' a snake expert suggested, highlighting the necessity of keeping our homes snake-proof.

Key Takeaways

• A Queensland man woke to a three-metre-long carpet python slithering in his kitchen at 3 am, making a wild mess.
• The intruding snake had knocked over many items in the kitchen, including glass bottles, a clay pot and onions.
• Several locals suggested the snake had entered the house seeking warmth from the cold outside weather.
• The man managed to get the snake out safely, noting it was 'the crankiest one he's ever come across'.

Members, are you wondering what to do in a similar situation? Residents across Australia are urged never to attempt snake removal themselves. Even the non-venomous python could pose a risk when threatened.

Instead, trust the experts and call in a local snake catcher or wildlife rescue organisation when you find a wayward serpent in your personal space.

Have you ever had any similar experiences? Share them with us in the comments below!

Lucky it didn’t gobble up his dogs

 

[MiasMum]

I had a metre long brown snake in my kitchen a few years ago, looking quite tired....my two cats had brought it in through the cat flap while I was out....quickly dispatched, very venomous! They are already out here in SA, according to the local snake catchers.

 

[Joydie]

We all know that unexpected events can add a spark to life's routine. A man in Queensland experienced this firsthand when an unexpected visitor disrupted his peaceful sleep and caused a commotion in his kitchen.

But surprisingly, this wasn't your typical break-in. There was something more sinister at play.

For a resident of Townsville, a regular Thursday took an unusual turn around 3 am. Startled by peculiar sounds from the kitchen, he initially assumed it was his dogs searching for late-night snacks.

However, what he discovered was far from the usual canine mischief. Instead of finding a couple of hungry dogs, he was astonished at seeing a nearly three-meter-long snake slithering across his kitchen countertops.

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A man was woken from his slumber by a late-night intruder making a mess in his kitchen. Credit: Facebook.

'Holy s**t... look what's got in,' he said in a video he later posted to the Townsville Snake Catchers Facebook group. 'Thought someone was downstairs and went to check with the dogs.'

As the man later figured out, this was no ordinary snake but a carpet python—a species well-known for its impressive length and striking patterns.

Quick biology refresher, folks: these species can engulf animals as large as possums and birds. Though non-venomous, they possess a wild strength and can grow up to four metres.

To make matters more distressing, the python had made quite a mess. Picture a tornado tearing through your pantry, and you won’t be far off. Glass bottles toppled over, a clay pot smashed, and onions scattered everywhere.

The regular placidity of his home was disrupted, and routine was replaced by chaos.

'Got to clean all this stuff up, and then I got to get you out... pain in the a**e,' the man can be heard saying in the video, with sleep-ridden annoyance trickling through his voice.

The late-night tale of our Townsville resident ignited a flurry of responses as locals took to Facebook to share their thoughts and theories on the event.

Some empathised with the man's unusual predicament, attributing the python's break-in to the chilly weather. 'That is crazy! Clearly warmer in your house than outside last night,' a fellow Queenslander remarked.

However, a few cheeky users couldn’t resist the opportunity to make light of the situation. Suggestions poured in, ranging from the snake wanting to scramble some eggs to praising the reptile's colour coordination with the kitchen bench tops. Laughter, as we know, is one of the best medicines for when life throws us a (three-metre-long) curveball!

While the man was understandably upset—who wouldn’t be after a python-sized havoc—he managed to evict the slithering intruder, albeit calling it the 'crankiest one ever'.

The aftermath left him, and perhaps many of us, musing over the potential routes of such surprising invasions.

'Most likely could've come from a window, a crack in the door, the roof space,' a snake expert suggested, highlighting the necessity of keeping our homes snake-proof.

Key Takeaways

• A Queensland man woke to a three-metre-long carpet python slithering in his kitchen at 3 am, making a wild mess.
• The intruding snake had knocked over many items in the kitchen, including glass bottles, a clay pot and onions.
• Several locals suggested the snake had entered the house seeking warmth from the cold outside weather.
• The man managed to get the snake out safely, noting it was 'the crankiest one he's ever come across'.

Members, are you wondering what to do in a similar situation? Residents across Australia are urged never to attempt snake removal themselves. Even the non-venomous python could pose a risk when threatened.

Instead, trust the experts and call in a local snake catcher or wildlife rescue organisation when you find a wayward serpent in your personal space.

Have you ever had any similar experiences? Share them with us in the comments below!

I once stood and watched a carpet snake eat a good sized bandicoot. Incredible!

 

[Jakepuss]

We all know that unexpected events can add a spark to life's routine. A man in Queensland experienced this firsthand when an unexpected visitor disrupted his peaceful sleep and caused a commotion in his kitchen.

But surprisingly, this wasn't your typical break-in. There was something more sinister at play.

For a resident of Townsville, a regular Thursday took an unusual turn around 3 am. Startled by peculiar sounds from the kitchen, he initially assumed it was his dogs searching for late-night snacks.

However, what he discovered was far from the usual canine mischief. Instead of finding a couple of hungry dogs, he was astonished at seeing a nearly three-meter-long snake slithering across his kitchen countertops.

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A man was woken from his slumber by a late-night intruder making a mess in his kitchen. Credit: Facebook.

'Holy s**t... look what's got in,' he said in a video he later posted to the Townsville Snake Catchers Facebook group. 'Thought someone was downstairs and went to check with the dogs.'

As the man later figured out, this was no ordinary snake but a carpet python—a species well-known for its impressive length and striking patterns.

Quick biology refresher, folks: these species can engulf animals as large as possums and birds. Though non-venomous, they possess a wild strength and can grow up to four metres.

To make matters more distressing, the python had made quite a mess. Picture a tornado tearing through your pantry, and you won’t be far off. Glass bottles toppled over, a clay pot smashed, and onions scattered everywhere.

The regular placidity of his home was disrupted, and routine was replaced by chaos.

'Got to clean all this stuff up, and then I got to get you out... pain in the a**e,' the man can be heard saying in the video, with sleep-ridden annoyance trickling through his voice.

The late-night tale of our Townsville resident ignited a flurry of responses as locals took to Facebook to share their thoughts and theories on the event.

Some empathised with the man's unusual predicament, attributing the python's break-in to the chilly weather. 'That is crazy! Clearly warmer in your house than outside last night,' a fellow Queenslander remarked.

However, a few cheeky users couldn’t resist the opportunity to make light of the situation. Suggestions poured in, ranging from the snake wanting to scramble some eggs to praising the reptile's colour coordination with the kitchen bench tops. Laughter, as we know, is one of the best medicines for when life throws us a (three-metre-long) curveball!

While the man was understandably upset—who wouldn’t be after a python-sized havoc—he managed to evict the slithering intruder, albeit calling it the 'crankiest one ever'.

The aftermath left him, and perhaps many of us, musing over the potential routes of such surprising invasions.

'Most likely could've come from a window, a crack in the door, the roof space,' a snake expert suggested, highlighting the necessity of keeping our homes snake-proof.

Key Takeaways

• A Queensland man woke to a three-metre-long carpet python slithering in his kitchen at 3 am, making a wild mess.
• The intruding snake had knocked over many items in the kitchen, including glass bottles, a clay pot and onions.
• Several locals suggested the snake had entered the house seeking warmth from the cold outside weather.
• The man managed to get the snake out safely, noting it was 'the crankiest one he's ever come across'.

Members, are you wondering what to do in a similar situation? Residents across Australia are urged never to attempt snake removal themselves. Even the non-venomous python could pose a risk when threatened.

Instead, trust the experts and call in a local snake catcher or wildlife rescue organisation when you find a wayward serpent in your personal space.

Have you ever had any similar experiences? Share them with us in the comments below!

I'd fix it!

 

[MariaG]

So long as he washes the dishes before he leaves, not a problem.
Seriously though, I would have freaked out.

 

[Littleboy8]

Lucky it didn’t gobble up his dogs

No point getting a jar

 

[Jen77au]

We all know that unexpected events can add a spark to life's routine. A man in Queensland experienced this firsthand when an unexpected visitor disrupted his peaceful sleep and caused a commotion in his kitchen.

But surprisingly, this wasn't your typical break-in. There was something more sinister at play.

For a resident of Townsville, a regular Thursday took an unusual turn around 3 am. Startled by peculiar sounds from the kitchen, he initially assumed it was his dogs searching for late-night snacks.

However, what he discovered was far from the usual canine mischief. Instead of finding a couple of hungry dogs, he was astonished at seeing a nearly three-meter-long snake slithering across his kitchen countertops.

View attachment 27239

A man was woken from his slumber by a late-night intruder making a mess in his kitchen. Credit: Facebook.

'Holy s**t... look what's got in,' he said in a video he later posted to the Townsville Snake Catchers Facebook group. 'Thought someone was downstairs and went to check with the dogs.'

As the man later figured out, this was no ordinary snake but a carpet python—a species well-known for its impressive length and striking patterns.

Quick biology refresher, folks: these species can engulf animals as large as possums and birds. Though non-venomous, they possess a wild strength and can grow up to four metres.

To make matters more distressing, the python had made quite a mess. Picture a tornado tearing through your pantry, and you won’t be far off. Glass bottles toppled over, a clay pot smashed, and onions scattered everywhere.

The regular placidity of his home was disrupted, and routine was replaced by chaos.

'Got to clean all this stuff up, and then I got to get you out... pain in the a**e,' the man can be heard saying in the video, with sleep-ridden annoyance trickling through his voice.

The late-night tale of our Townsville resident ignited a flurry of responses as locals took to Facebook to share their thoughts and theories on the event.

Some empathised with the man's unusual predicament, attributing the python's break-in to the chilly weather. 'That is crazy! Clearly warmer in your house than outside last night,' a fellow Queenslander remarked.

However, a few cheeky users couldn’t resist the opportunity to make light of the situation. Suggestions poured in, ranging from the snake wanting to scramble some eggs to praising the reptile's colour coordination with the kitchen bench tops. Laughter, as we know, is one of the best medicines for when life throws us a (three-metre-long) curveball!

While the man was understandably upset—who wouldn’t be after a python-sized havoc—he managed to evict the slithering intruder, albeit calling it the 'crankiest one ever'.

The aftermath left him, and perhaps many of us, musing over the potential routes of such surprising invasions.

'Most likely could've come from a window, a crack in the door, the roof space,' a snake expert suggested, highlighting the necessity of keeping our homes snake-proof.

Key Takeaways

• A Queensland man woke to a three-metre-long carpet python slithering in his kitchen at 3 am, making a wild mess.
• The intruding snake had knocked over many items in the kitchen, including glass bottles, a clay pot and onions.
• Several locals suggested the snake had entered the house seeking warmth from the cold outside weather.
• The man managed to get the snake out safely, noting it was 'the crankiest one he's ever come across'.

Members, are you wondering what to do in a similar situation? Residents across Australia are urged never to attempt snake removal themselves. Even the non-venomous python could pose a risk when threatened.

Instead, trust the experts and call in a local snake catcher or wildlife rescue organisation when you find a wayward serpent in your personal space.

Have you ever had any similar experiences? Share them with us in the comments below!

Lucky it wasn't a cane toad!

 

[Aussie all the Way]

Should have cooked it in the deep frier it was hiding behind

 

[Skeeta22]

OMG! Shoot it!