[Skipton]

A La Cat!​

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

 

[Dennis]

You might be lucky and get chicken soup.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Well answer it.

 

[Gunpark]

That sounds about right.

 

[chinkapook]

Good one

 

[NotNats]

in our house it's a dog

 

[Crestwood96]

My house too