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A good establishment
A couple towing a caravan were travelling along the highway coming into Charters Towers NQ, then about 20 Km out of town they saw a jackaroo chasing down a kangaroo & then having sex with it, they thought this is strange. Then about 10 km out of town they saw another jackaroo chasing down an emu & then having sex with it.
They thought oh well that must be the way of it up here. They drove into Charters Towers & saw a sign, Great friendly establishment, cold beer & great steaks. So they called in to have lunch. The guy went to the toilet to relieve himself & when he walked in, there was a bloke proped up in the corner with his wooden leg propped against the wall flogging himself.
The guy went out to his wife and said to the barman, what do you mean by saying this is a good friendly establishment. We were coming into Charters & about 20 k out of town there was a ringer chasing down a kangaroo & then chock a block up it. Then about 10 k out of Charters there was a ringer chasing down an emu & then chock a block up it.
Then we come into your so call friendly establishment and here's a bloke with a wooden leg in your rest room flogging himself, what are you coming to!
The bartender replies - I think that you are a bit hard on him. How do you expect him to run down kangaroos and Emus with a wooden leg?
