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A Good Deed
A man dies and goes to heaven.
Saint Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter: Your record is immaculate, but I need to ask you one question to complete the paper work. Have you ever done a good deed for anyone?
Man: Yes. I was driving along a backstreet, when I saw a group of bikies
harassing this little old lady. I stopped the car, grabbed a jack handle from the boot, and confronted one of the bikies.
I said to him: “Look mate, if you don’t stop harassing this dear old lady, I’m
going to wrap this jack handle around your ugly head!”
Saint Peter: That WAS a good deed! When
did this happen?
Man: About five minutes ago!
