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A Genie Lamp With A Twist

Humor: A Genie Lamp With A Twist


A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp

Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.

“I am an all and powerful genie. You get three wishes, but I must tell you in advance, anything you wish for, your ex-wife gets double.”

So the man thinks for a few moments and asks for his first wish

“I want a beautiful mansion.”

The genie grants his wish of a brand new, beautiful mansion, and his ex-wife got 2 beautiful mansions.

A few minutes later he asks for his second wish

“I want 100 millions dollars.”

The genie grants his wish of 100 million dollars and his ex-wife got 200 million dollars.

On his final wish he takes some time to really think of what he wants

Finally… he asks for his third wish.

“I want you to scare me half to death.”
 
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