[Luckyus]

A Fart​

A fart is a pleasant thing...
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And it suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet...
A fart can be loud...
Some leave a quite powerful...
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short...
Or a fart can be long...
Some farts have been known...
To sound like a song.....
A fart can create...
A most curious medley...
A fart can be harmless...
Or silent...and deadly.
A fart might not smell...
While others are vile...
A fart may pass quickly...
Or linger a while...
A fart can occur...
In a number of places...
And leave everyone there...
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie...
To small elevators...
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later.
But farts are all bad...
Is simply not true...
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile... or... a tear to them!

 

[Wandiwa]

Do you know why girls never fart?
They don't shutup for long enough to build up pressure.