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A DATE WITH MERV
Sadie and Betty are having lunch.
Sadie asks Betty, “Do you know Merv?”
Betty says, “I do. Why?” Sadie says, “He asked me on a date.” Betty says, “Let me tell you about Merv.
We went on a date two weeks ago. He pulled up in a big Cadillac with two dozen roses.
We went to the best show on Broadway, tickets fifth-row center.
Then we went to Sardi’s for dinner. Lobster, filet, champagne, caviar.
He drove me home, and I said, ‘Do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?’
No sooner did we get inside, he ripped my dress off and had me right there on the floor, twice!”
“Oh my God,” Sadie says, “What should I do?”
“Wear an old dress,” says Betty.
Sadie and Betty are having lunch.
Sadie asks Betty, “Do you know Merv?”
Betty says, “I do. Why?” Sadie says, “He asked me on a date.” Betty says, “Let me tell you about Merv.
We went on a date two weeks ago. He pulled up in a big Cadillac with two dozen roses.
We went to the best show on Broadway, tickets fifth-row center.
Then we went to Sardi’s for dinner. Lobster, filet, champagne, caviar.
He drove me home, and I said, ‘Do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?’
No sooner did we get inside, he ripped my dress off and had me right there on the floor, twice!”
“Oh my God,” Sadie says, “What should I do?”
“Wear an old dress,” says Betty.
