[Fisherman2320]

A Blonde​

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she getsdown to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smells of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her is she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said For best results, put on two coats.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she getsdown to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smells of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her is she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said For best results, put on two coats.

Well... At least she tried, right?

 

[Vegans]

Let's see how many of YOU are blonde?

A blonde walks into a bar falls down, breaks an arm, a leg, three ribs and her collarbone. She also sustains lacerations and bruising which all could have been avoided had she been just a little shorter.

Please explain?

 

[Vinylted]

I'm glad she never tried limbo with a solid bar.... lol

 

[Defiant540]

Let's see how many of YOU are blonde?

A blonde walks into a bar falls down, breaks an arm, a leg, three ribs and her collarbone. She also sustains lacerations and bruising which all could have been avoided had she been just a little shorter.

Please explain?

????

 

[Vinylted]

Blonde's shouldn't try to limbo......