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A Blonde Goes to a Salon

A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.
She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.
The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.
This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair. After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair.
To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones. The blonde immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

They were saying: "breathe in, breathe out."
 
A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.
She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.
The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.
This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair. After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair.
To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones. The blonde immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

They were saying: "breathe in, breathe out."
Did she... Forget to breathe...? :ROFLMAO:
 

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