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A Blind Man Enters A Ladies Bar By Mistake

A Blind Man Enters A Ladies Bar By Mistake


A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

“Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

1 – The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 – The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3 – I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister

Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, “Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
 

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