[Skipton]

A Bed Of Roses​

Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband
sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office.
A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them.
On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals
over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee.
As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband.
When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

 

[Xe]

I thought it was romantic to secretly swap my girlfriend's backpack for a bag of roses.​

Her skydiving instructor didn't.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband
sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office.
A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them.
On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals
over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee.
As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband.
When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

HAHAHAAH! Oh, men....