[mOiOz]

80th CELEBRATION DRINKS

Sadie enters the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and you know what?... it's today!'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink, this one is on me.'
As Sadie finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ''I would like to buy you a drink, too.''

Sadie nods to her and says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
''Coming up,'' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ''I would like to buy you one, too.''
Sadie nods to him and says, ''Thank you.''
''Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.''
''Coming right up,'' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, ''Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?''
Sadie shrugs and replies, ''Darling, when you're my age, you have already learned how to hold your liquor... But, holding your water is a whole other problem.''

 

[Wandiwa]

French women hold their liquor by the ears

 

[Simply_Susan]

My Mother told me that joke many many years ago when I was young It so applied to her BTW

 

[Hrynpa]

80th CELEBRATION DRINKS

Sadie enters the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and you know what?... it's today!'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink, this one is on me.'
As Sadie finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ''I would like to buy you a drink, too.''

Sadie nods to her and says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
''Coming up,'' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ''I would like to buy you one, too.''
Sadie nods to him and says, ''Thank you.''
''Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.''
''Coming right up,'' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, ''Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?''
Sadie shrugs and replies, ''Darling, when you're my age, you have already learned how to hold your liquor... But, holding your water is a whole other problem.''

Very Funny