[Skipton]

70th Birthday Treat!​

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th
birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay!
I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', and breakfast
had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He
went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,"
the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I
didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes' discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved,
she decided to pay, wrote a cheque, and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But madam, this check is for $50.00."
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens!!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th
birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay!
I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', and breakfast
had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He
went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,"
the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I
didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes' discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved,
she decided to pay, wrote a cheque, and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But madam, this check is for $50.00."
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens!!

Hahahaha! That's right. Don't ever mess with seniors

 

[WADuck]

Haha what could have been

 

[Senor]

I have read a different version of this one in the past but this is still very funny. Maybe I should try this next time or not!!

 

[Dennis]

As the saying goes, you can get a good tune out of an old fiddle

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th
birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay!
I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', and breakfast
had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He
went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,"
the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I
didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes' discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved,
she decided to pay, wrote a cheque, and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But madam, this check is for $50.00."
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens!!

I love it lol

 

[Big G]

But I am 71, and heterosexual!

 

[margie]