I think I may have submitted this before but here goes. This fellow was so drunk that only living a few houses from the pub he decided to crawl home, he decided to sleep in the spare bed so has to not waken his wife. the next morning his wife came raving into the spare room and said you was parallactic drunk last night wasn't you, he said how do you know that, his wife said the pub as just phoned you left your wheelchair there again last night.
 
I think I may have submitted this before but here goes. This fellow was so drunk that only living a few houses from the pub he decided to crawl home, he decided to sleep in the spare bed so has to not waken his wife. the next morning his wife came raving into the spare room and said you was parallactic drunk last night wasn't you, he said how do you know that, his wife said the pub as just phoned you left your wheelchair there again last night.
Thanks Dennis for a good laugh!
 

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