[Ivory]

30 Years Married​

After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counselling.
The wife poured out every complaint - neglect, loneliness, feeling unloved, you name it.
Finally, the therapist (a man) got up, asked her to stand, and kissed her passionately… right in front of her husband. The wife, stunned, sat down quietly in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you manage that?”
The husband replied:
“Well, I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays… but on Fridays, I play golf ️

 

[novezar]

Yes, another oldie, but, goodie.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. A man was having drink at the bar and when he looks around, he notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby, the barmen said he was Mr. Murphy and asked the man if he could take him home, being a good Samaritan the man agrees, and the barman gives him Mr. Murthy's address, the man walks over and tries to wake the drunk up, but he is so groggy and drunk, the man helps him to his feet but Mr. Murphy falls to the ground in a heap, Jeese says the man can a man get so drunk, He takes Mr. Murphy by the arm and practically drags him to his car, as he looks for his keys Mr. Murphy sank to the ground in a heap, cursing now he finds his keys and manages to get the man in the car, he then drives the man to the address given to him, he opens the car door and gets the man out, but he falls to the ground, cursing softly he practically drags him to the front door and he falls to the ground again, he helps the man to his feet again as Mrs. Murphy opened the door Hi Mrs. Murphy your husband had a little too much to drink so I brought him home, that was nice of you said Mrs. Murphy looking around but where his is wheelchair?

 

[Keverall]

I have seen this before, BUT as per Normal Dennis has come up with another good one. The Good Ones are always worth repeating. Well Done Dennis

 

[SirExton]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. A man was having drink at the bar and when he looks around, he notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby, the barmen said he was Mr. Murphy and asked the man if he could take him home, being a good Samaritan the man agrees, and the barman gives him Mr. Murthy's address, the man walks over and tries to wake the drunk up, but he is so groggy and drunk, the man helps him to his feet but Mr. Murphy falls to the ground in a heap, Jeese says the man can a man get so drunk, He takes Mr. Murphy by the arm and practically drags him to his car, as he looks for his keys Mr. Murphy sank to the ground in a heap, cursing now he finds his keys and manages to get the man in the car, he then drives the man to the address given to him, he opens the car door and gets the man out, but he falls to the ground, cursing softly he practically drags him to the front door and he falls to the ground again, he helps the man to his feet again as Mrs. Murphy opened the door Hi Mrs. Murphy your husband had a little too much to drink so I brought him home, that was nice of you said Mrs. Murphy looking around but where his is wheelchair?

I remember mi dad telling me. That joke goes back to 1940 and the battle of Britain. Mr. Murphy was an Ex Spitfire pilot.

 

[Luckyus]

I remember mi dad telling me. That joke goes back to 1940 and the battle of Britain. Mr. Murphy was an Ex Spitfire pilot.

Shades of Dougie Bader

 

[Reet]

I have seen this before, BUT as per Normal Dennis has come up with another good one. The Good Ones are always worth repeating. Well Done Dennis

Dennis, you always find the really funny ones!

 

[Dennis]

I have seen this before, BUT as per Normal Dennis has come up with another good one. The Good Ones are always worth repeating. Well Done Dennis

Thanks for the plaudits, it makes my searches worth while