[bluetang]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy , mummy, Daddy's hammering on the roof again. Shut up and drive a bit faster.

Then there were the canable jokes, sut up and eat your dinner. These bring back memories

 

[VIC jackson]

Good one

 

[Luckyus]

Mummy, how was I born?​

10-years old girl asks her mum: "Mummy, how was i born?"

The mother smiles a replies: "Once upon a time, me and your daddy had a wonderful time so we decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, the seed turned into a beautiful and healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom."

 

[Luckyus]

How is an Egyptian mummy similar to a fart?​

They have a toot in common​

 

[Luckyus]

What is a mummy's favourite genre of music?​

Wrap music​

 

[Luckyus]

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A little girl asks her mum; "Mummy, why do we never visit grandma?“Oh darling, you don’t remember? She fell of the balcony…”
“And where is she now?”
“Well… she went to heaven”
The little girl thinks about it for a moment…
“Wow, that’s a big bounce”​

 

[Luckyus]

Mummy, mummy can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?No Daniel​

 

[Veggiepatch]

Four lepers were playing poker.

One threw his hand in and the others laughed their heads off....

 

[magpie1]

Four lepers were playing poker.

One threw his hand in and the others laughed their heads off....

And the Dealer bent over to pick up the pieces and broke in half.

 

[Veggiepatch]

And the Dealer bent over to pick up the pieces and broke in half.

Were they playing SNAP....

 

[magpie1]

Were they playing SNAP....

YEP !!! LOVE YOUR HUMOUR