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🕵️‍♂️ Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson Go Camping ⛺🌌🍷

After dinner and a bottle of wine 🍽️🍷, Holmes and Watson lay down to sleep 💤.


⏰ Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges Watson.


🕵️‍♂️ Holmes: “Watson, look up at the sky 🌌✨ and tell me what you see.”
👨‍⚕️ Watson: “I see millions of ⭐ stars.”


Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”


👨‍⚕️ Watson:


  • 🌌 Astronomically: there are millions of galaxies 🌠 and billions of planets 🌍.
  • 🔮 Astrologically: Saturn is in Leo ♌.
  • ⏰ Horologically: it’s about 3:15 🕞.
  • 🙏 Theologically: God is powerful, and we are small.
  • ☀️ Meteorologically: tomorrow will be a beautiful day.

🕵️‍♂️ Holmes pauses, then says:
👉 “Watson, you idiot… someone has stolen our ⛺ tent!” 😂
 
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