‘Dogs can’t read!’: Residents baffled by bizarre council sign

Public signage is usually meant to inform, guide, or remind—but sometimes, it sparks unexpected controversy.

When a series of new signs appeared at a popular Sydney park, they left residents puzzled and amused rather than compliant.

The seemingly well-intentioned message quickly became the subject of debate, with locals questioning its purpose and practicality.


A sign at a Sydney park instructing dogs to keep their barking to a minimum left locals baffled, with many mocking the message as though it were directed at the animals themselves.

Five signs were installed at Mort Bay Park in Birchgrove in an effort to reduce noise levels, despite the area’s history as a heavily industrialised part of the suburb.

The signs featured two dog silhouettes beneath the words ‘Please minimise barking’ and ‘Be considerate of others living nearby.’


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Sydney park sign sparks confusion and backlash. Image source: Pexel/Kat Smith


Residents quickly took to social media to share their amusement, questioning why such signs were placed in a popular dog-walking spot.

One local asked: ‘Has anyone else seen these signs at Mort Bay? Are they serious? I assume council is responding to a complaint.

‘Why would anyone move across the road from a park and then complain about dogs barking? PS: My dog is smart but he can't read! Is the council barking mad!!’

Others joined in, joking that the signs should be translated into ‘dog language’ if they were meant for pets.

One person quipped: ‘Maybe they could convert into a dog bark so dogs could understand it.’

Another suggested the sign might not be meant for dogs at all, saying, ‘I think the sign refers to people to stop barking.’


A resident pointed out the inconsistency, writing: ‘Is there not signs asking children not to squeal either while they play? That's just as ridiculous.’

Others simply found the idea absurd, with one person remarking: ‘It's a bit silly. Dogs can't read.’

Some joked that the sign had made them question their pets’ intelligence.

‘My dogs must be behind, they can't read yet,’ one person said.

‘I'm now looking for a school to enroll them in.’

Another offered a mock solution, saying: ‘Dog reading lessons at Balmain Town Hall every Friday morning.’

Inner West Council mayor Darcy Byrne also weighed in, sharing his view that the sign was unnecessary.

‘This sign seems ridiculous to me,’ he posted.

‘Dogs can't read and people using Mort Bay Park are very reasonable in my experience. I'll raise it with the council staff tomorrow.’


Several people compared complaints about barking dogs in a park to someone moving near a pub and objecting to the noise.

While some were amused, others took a more balanced stance, suggesting residents should learn to live alongside different sources of noise.

One woman wrote: ‘Let's try to live harmoniously. Some families have children who scream/cry cause that's what they do. Other families have dogs who bark cause that's what they do.

‘Move elsewhere if you can't live empathically in a community.’

The signs were removed early last week, with Byrne later clarifying on social media that councillors were not responsible for approving their wording or placement.

This was not the first time signage about barking dogs caused a stir in the area.

Two years ago, a sign in a Balmain off-leash area instructed dog owners to ‘respect the neighbours’ and prevent ‘excessive barking.’

That sign also encouraged locals to report any ongoing noise issues to the council.


One resident dismissed the concerns, saying: ‘My pup likes to talk to his people the same way we do. Get over it.’

Another person questioned the effectiveness of such signage, writing: ‘Dogs can't read as far as I know, so it's a waste of taxpayers' money.’

However, some supported the effort, arguing that dog owners should take responsibility for excessive barking.

One person said: ‘It's easy to teach dogs not to bark excessively. It is totally unnecessary for dogs to bark incessantly while they are running around.’

Another agreed, adding: ‘Dogs can have loads of fun without barking. It just takes a little training.’

A man who supported the signage complained that dogs had ‘taken over’ the area, saying: ‘From my observations, the whole Inner West is off-leash.’

Some residents took the debate in a humorous direction, with one person commenting: ‘Can you stop children laughing in the playground? That annoys the s*** out of me.’

One person asked: ‘How many barks is okay?’, to which another replied, ‘Three.’

A third person joked: ‘Doesn't say people can't bark, woof woof.’


In a previous story, a dog owner was left fuming after receiving an $806 fine for an obscure rule many weren’t aware of.

The incident sparked debate over the fairness of certain pet-related regulations and how they are enforced.

Read more about the surprising fine and how it caught locals off guard.

Key Takeaways
  • Residents mocked signs at Mort Bay Park asking dogs to minimise barking, joking that dogs can’t read.
  • Mayor Darcy Byrne called the signs ‘ridiculous’ and confirmed their removal.
  • Some compared barking complaints to objections over pub noise or children playing.
  • While many dismissed the signs, some argued excessive barking is preventable.

Public signage often sparks debate, but this one certainly got tails wagging. Do you think noise complaints in parks are valid, or should residents expect a little barking?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments.
 

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Blame the owner there are too many irresponsible people that have dogs, they should be required to take them to obedience training, constant barking causes distress and does a lot of harm to victims of barking ,as medical advice has proved. Having a dog is a privilege not a right, if councils vetted people then maybe this wouldn’t be a problem.
What sickens me is how they dress dogs in costumes,they are animals not humans another trait from the United States.
 
Blame the owner there are too many irresponsible people that have dogs, they should be required to take them to obedience training, constant barking causes distress and does a lot of harm to victims of barking ,as medical advice has proved. Having a dog is a privilege not a right, if councils vetted people then maybe this wouldn’t be a problem.
What sickens me is how they dress dogs in costumes,they are animals not humans another trait from the United States.
 
l agree just constant barking for the sake of it is annoying. l stayed at a friends once and their neighbours dog barked from the moment they went to work.l asked my friend why she didn't say anything and she said she didn't want to upset them.l had the same problem later which was fixed by just letting them know, you don't have to be nasty as they probably wouldn't know anyway.
Dressing dogs up like dolls makes them look not only stupid but it's an insult to their intelligence you only have to see the look on their faces to see that they don't like it
l once saw on facebook a baby in this thick jumpsuit outfit which looked more like a straight jacket with only it's head showing and that looked like it was in America. A baby needs to sweat
 
What sickens me is how they dress dogs in costumes,they are animals not humans another trait from the United States.
“Dog fashion is a distinctive trend of the style in which people dress their canine companions. This trend dates back to the Egyptian predynastic period and has since expanded due to increased consumer capitalism.”

There are many websites crediting ancient Egypt with dressing up dogs and cats in costumes, jewellery etc.
 
Blame the owner there are too many irresponsible people that have dogs, they should be required to take them to obedience training, constant barking causes distress and does a lot of harm to victims of barking ,as medical advice has proved. Having a dog is a privilege not a right, if councils vetted people then maybe this wouldn’t be a problem.
What sickens me is how they dress dogs in costumes,they are animals not humans another trait from the United States.
Ah, what a gentle and sensitive individual you are!
 
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I think these signs are a stroke of genius. The desired result of advertising/signs is to have them be noticed and more ideally to have them talked about be it good or bad. I suggest these signs appear to have had major success in this arena. Shame that they have been removed. Perhaps they should also install a sign preventing dog owners from yelling at their dogs from one side of the park to the other to "Get back here you little s**t".
 
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Ah, what a gentle and sensitive individual you are!
As someone who has had uncontrolled barkers next to us as well as abusive owners I know only too well what it does to your health, and useless council knowing and doing nothing , and now the tables have turned new laws came in about 18 months ago now they get a $2500fine, , plus what it did to my healthnot before time. In our block we have had 11 or more dogs constantly barking and one arrogant ba****d telling the council he wasn’t doing anything to stop his howling barking dog , now it’s a different story. One owner was taken to court and fined as well having to pay costs of $3000. Now who’s laughing. Years of barking dogs affected my late husbands heart and eventually caused a massive stroke ,he suffered 3 mths of hell with bleeding of the brain, so yes I am sensitive and what it has done to my health.
 
“Dog fashion is a distinctive trend of the style in which people dress their canine companions. This trend dates back to the Egyptian predynastic period and has since expanded due to increased consumer capitalism.”

There are many websites crediting ancient Egypt with dressing up dogs and cats in costumes, jewellery etc.
All l can say is poor buggers
 
Blame the owner there are too many irresponsible people that have dogs, they should be required to take them to obedience training, constant barking causes distress and does a lot of harm to victims of barking ,as medical advice has proved. Having a dog is a privilege not a right, if councils vetted people then maybe this wouldn’t be a problem.
What sickens me is how they dress dogs in costumes,they are animals not humans another trait from the United States.
Councils vetting people??? Who vets the councillors??? 😂
 
This council would have you fill out a diary sheet for 7 days and the not act. You have to state the time it started barkinguntil the last second, it stopped,what it was barking at ,why it was barking , anyone going past etc. this is to stop any complaints, who is going waste their time doing this 7 days a week, then tell you it’s not a problem , when they are not subjected to this bloody ongoing noise,24 /7 ,I would like to put them to the test and see how they cope.
 
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I have two pups. Both 1 year old. Bonnie & Clyde is what they have been named and they live up to their namesakes' notoriety. Bless their little fluffy paws.
The only noise they ever make is when they are saying hello to the local possum when it walks along the back fence. Have to be polite to the local critters.
Other than that, when I say NO! they know NO means NO...Know what I mean?
Mind you, we took them to puppy pre-school when they were tiny, and they got their certificates out of sympathy. Any obedience comes down to my refusal to accept naughty behaviour. Dogs learn very well given half a chance.
And ... yes ... they are my fur babies because I have never been blessed with the human kind. They have been a major blessing since I lost my John.
 

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