Your wish is granted it may just take a few hundred years to eventuate, but we are working on it.
 
Your wish is granted but you need to use a pedal bike to generate it🤣

I wish sharks didn't attack people.
 
Your wish is granted but now your mind is constantly thinking of things not to wish for.

I wish there was no such thing as humidity.
 
your wish is very much granted, but life cannot exist without humidity, therefore you will die, sorry about that!

I wish everyone had a sense of humour
 
Your wish is granted but you are now going to wish you didn't wish for that as no one will take you serious.


I wish for my no starving children in the world
 
Your wish is granted but you will now spend your whole life cooking food for them.

I wish that dogs didn’t bark in the middle of the night😣
 
Your wish is granted but the cats howl all night instead!

I wish I could play a musical instrument
 

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