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How far down this stupid path is the world going to go? The word "merry" contains the letters m and e, which obviouly means that, if I buy one of these bags and flaunt it around while I'm out and about, I'm showing I care about no other person in the universe but "me" and everybody else can go...

How times change ... I was listening to the radio this morning and a competition came on, with $1,000 on offer to the winner. However, the contestant didn't do too well and collected $100. "What will you buy with that $100?" was asked of him. He answered something or other (the electronic...

Teevee trash How many stoobidheads got sucked in to the first Married At First Naughty show for this season? Even sadder, how many believe this is worthwhile entertainment? Sadder still, how many stayed to the end of this manufactured bovine excreta? Thank the goddess for books ...

I wonder who this is directed at? Seniors? Juniors? Lowest common denominator? People whose first language is not English? I bought a bottle of deodorant yesterday at Woolworths, named "STUFF for your pits". You'll be interested in the instructions ... "Using this STUFF: Apply under each arm...

Hmmm ... Now for a REALLY absorbing question, one to resonate down through the ages for generations to come ... you know the plastic bags that supermarkets provide for putting fruit and vegetables in, the ones you peel down and then tear off? Well, do you try to open them dry-handed, spit on...