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If they will park in a disability parking space, they will park anywhere

How do you think the unthinkable? Thail it into an itheberg

had i known i would live this long, i would have taken better care of myself

I have always used Adi dish washing powder, not tablets. I find the powder is great

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There is nothing distasteful about that photo, some people really just need to grow up and stop whining about every little thing

I don't always understand some peoples level of stupidity but, i do admire their commitment to it.

If i bend over to pick sonething up off the floor, i need to think of something else to do while I'm down there.

There is no point in having a swimming pool. When i get in, the water gets out

If you're driving home, don't forget your car (my father's sense of humour)

Quarter horse, appaloossa, shetland pony, clydesdale, rocking horse. Name 5 potato recipes

Just because your sense of humour is clearly limited, that doesn't mean that everybody's is so, dont presume that, you possess the power to tell admin what jokes they can and cannot publish

Constipated A guy went to see the doc because he was constipated. The doctor gave him a suppository, told him to put it up his back passage then, sent him on his way with instructions to come back the following week which he did. "How did you go"? Asked the doc. " reply.."For all the good that...

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but, You need a sense of humour.

Golfing wife A man teaching his wife to play golf, she whacked the ball surprisingly hard and, it disappeared under some shrubs, she headed off to retrieve to retrieve the ball when, she was bitten by a snake, herr husband ran to the club house yelling, "IS THERE A DOCTOR? IS THERE A DOCTOR"...

Doctors Diagnosis The patient was lying in bed unaware his lgs had been amutated. The doctor arrived to give him the news "I have some good news and some bad news" ok, you better give me the bad news first " well, I'm sorry but, we had to amputate both your legs" the man thought about that for...

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