[Marie Ann]

Doctors Diagnosis​

The patient was lying in bed unaware his lgs had been amutated. The doctor arrived to give him the news "I have some good news and some bad news" ok, you better give me the bad news first " well, I'm sorry but, we had to amputate both your legs" the man thought about that for a min, then said to the doc, " I can't think what the hell the good news could be after telling me that, i have no bloody legs" well said the doctor, " The man in the next bed, wants to buy your slippers"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Good one, @Marie Ann! keep the jokes coming!