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Let's Write a Limerick! Hi everyone! We'd love to have a go at writing a limerick as a group :D You'll need to post the next line that will follow the last comment in the thread. Here are the basic rules: 5 lines Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme Distinctive rhythm Usually funny...

A Gambling Man The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to their offices. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money...

The -ing Game Hi Members! I hope you are all having a beautiful week 🌸 I thought you might all enjoy a new word game, so let's play one that's fairly simple :D It's called the -ing game. All you'll need to do is follow the previous person in the comments and write down a word beginning with...

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The Movie Game Hi Members! I'm a huge lover of films so I thought I'd introduce a game based on movies. In the comments below, post the name of a movie that begins with the first letter of your name. If you feel like going the extra mile, include a picture of the movie's poster and your...

Did anyone remember when Barney Banana was just 6c?

Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game Hi everyone! Let's play a game called "Keep a Word, Drop a Word". It'll start with a two-word phrase that I'll post below, and the next person will need to drop one of the two words and replace it word that will result in a phrase that still makes sense. See my...

Hi Members! Now that we've been running the SDC for a while, we've gotten a better understanding of which aspects of your membership can feel a bit confusing when you've just joined. Here is a helpful FAQ list to get you some answers sooner rather than later. If your question hasn't been...

New Topic Hi Lindy :) There is one. At the top of your screen click on "Forum list" It will take you to all the different topics. Here is the link to the gardening forum: https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/gardening.17/

Joke of the Day (4 January 2022) - The envelopes Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think...

Calling All Cocktail Lovers With summer heading towards its peak, cocktails can be one of the most fun ways to stay refreshed. If you love making your own cocktails, share your recipes below!

Plasticine Source: web.facebook.com/AustraliaRememberWhen/photos/a.502396593164542/6624464964290977/

AIBU for telling my fiance he committed theft by gifting his nephew the gift I bought for my sick brother? My (F30) brother (M16) was born with a heart condition that prevented him from living his childhood to the fullest and doing his favorite activities. He can't do most things due to his...

Joke of the Day (20 December 2021) - Will Smith How do you search for Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints

Joke of the Day (19 December 2021) - The Birthday Gift Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, and she said she wanted something with a lot of diamonds in it. So I hope she likes the deck of cards I got her!

Joke of the Day (18 December 2021) - The Flat Earther I debated a flat earther once He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around, eventually.

Travel Alarm Clocks Source: web.facebook.com/AustraliaRememberWhen/photos/a.502396593164542/6568042989933175/

Joke of the Day (17 December 2021) - Santa's Struggles Why did Santa stop coming down the chimney? Because he became Claustrophobic.

Joke of the Day (16 December 2021) - The Pub It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 45-minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.

Joke of the Day (15 December 2021) - The Wealthy Lawyer A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one woman, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have...