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Be Aware What You Take A quick warning in these days of numerous pills and tablets. My husband recently came down with COVID, hence, I too came down with COVID. Now the last time we had it the virus more or less took the same course for my husband, a bad dose of the flu. Unfortunately for me...

Book Releases In 2015 JK Rawling began releasing an illustrated version of the Harry Potter series, one book per year. I mused being the caring grandmother that I am I would get the series, and eventually pass it on to the grandsons. Seven books, one release each year, they should have all...

Pensioners Grocery Shopping Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Aldi store buying a large bag of Chum dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and...

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T Shirts for Elder Folks OLD PEOPLE'S T-SHIRTS ! Remember Einstein's comment: "There is a major difference between intelligence and stupidity; intelligence has its limits."

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How Did We Survive? Rant-of-the-Week Image Credit: Pexels Doctor on TV recently (Norman Swan on ABC) told us that we needed children to play in the dirt with their dogs and cats and be allowed to build up some immunity! Well, bugger me! Who would have thought Gosh, those were the days...

Homeschooling in the 50s and 60s Over 60 you will eventually realise that your parents told you stupid stories and you can now bring them forward and enjoy laughs too. Most of the generation of 60+ years were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL...

Conversion A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the...

Here's a good one ............ I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling...

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Daily Daft Huge fire at shoe factory. A report confirms 1,000 soles lost. Man dies after falling into a giant coffee vat. His grieving widow said: "He didn't suffer. It was INSTANT. Archaeologists uncover cache of pencils belonging to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig...

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BEAR HUNTING (Naughty Warning) He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: “That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices...

And Finally Understanding Engineers Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a spanner from her purse...

Understanding Engineers 7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a...

Understanding Engineers 6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it isn't sufficiently complex yet.