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  1. Luckyus

    'Selfish' husband abandons wife for business class upgrade!

    What's that old saying so many arseholes, too few bullets. (Not that I advocate violence?)
  2. Luckyus

    ON THE FRIDGE

    I tried that, she started throwing things at me, until I told her I was going to do her for elder abuse. 😉😎😊
  3. Luckyus

    AIBU 06.05.2024

    No you were being perfectly reasonable, unfortunately if the fault of your mother and to lesser extent you sibling. In future i wouldn't go on any more family meals. The one thing these all you can restaurants loath are the selfish pigs who fill their plates too over brimming knowing full well...
  4. Luckyus

    Crack chicken casserole

    Chicken keeps spitting the crack out? should I just try some Bennies?
  5. Luckyus

    Stranger's ‘rude’ remark at supermarket leaves mum stunned

    Get a working dog and teach it to bite arseholes?
  6. Luckyus

    Vulnerable Aussies turn to shocking methods to get by: 'Each week, I am behind'

    When was younger in europe, we didn't have dumpsters, so we had to resort to knocking lead off of roofs.
  7. Luckyus

    Fishy business: Travellers reel in hefty fine for smuggling 'pest' fish through Melbourne Airport

    Yy can a make a start by increasing, fines ten fold.
  8. Luckyus

    'Selfish' husband abandons wife for business class upgrade!

    Hate to tell you what you have probably already worked out, you married a selfish shitbag. If he was any kind of man unable to rectify the problem so that you could fly together should done the right thing and put you in the correct seat. No kids involved get out now before there are, he's one...
  9. Luckyus

    Family's holiday plans turn into a nightmare due to 'lost booking'

    Probably got lost in Joyce's Payout
  10. Luckyus

    Attention Centrelink recipients: Claim your energy bill rebate!

    I see both Victoria and Tassie are getting the shitty end of the stick, although we have to be grateful for small mercies. after all It's electricity, and not the unknown of Quantum Physics?
  11. Luckyus

    Protect your wallet: How Aussies are being fleeced by ‘unscrupulous’ taxi drivers

    And useful idiots are pushing for a cash less society?
  12. Luckyus

    FCA Australia recalls new Jeep Grand Cherokee units

    Are these made in the China?
  13. Luckyus

    Driving shift: Senior road safety debate heats up in this Aussie state

    ‘This is not about discriminating against older people,’ That's exactly what this dozy bint is saying. Personally every bloody driver under thirty and on "P" plates should be tested every year.
  14. Luckyus

    Grieving mother slams Centrelink’s ‘unfair’ rule: ‘It's very wrong’

    Another victim of the Ponderous Bollocks of the Bureaucracy.
  15. Luckyus

    Watt a relief! Queenslanders spark up with $1,000 electricity credit

    I've said all along if you want fiscal responsibility don't vote Labour or as it stands at the moment no bastard?
  16. Luckyus

    SDC Trivia Game #344 - 04/05/2024

    What is the real reason for seat belts? It prevents occupants from being ejected from the vehicle during a collision, which is a major cause of fatal injuries. In addition, seat belts reduce the risk of serious injury by distributing crash forces over the strongest parts of the body, such as the...
  17. Luckyus

    Joke Lack of spark in the marriage

    Like Joan of Arc?
  18. Luckyus

    Man faces shocking penalty charges for common driving habit

    Surely you can find out if he was using his phone or not, or don't the old bill have the technology or the knowledge to use it.
  19. Luckyus

    Police arrest three men suspected of stealing over $1 million in burglary spree

    I'd give them the maximum sentence per separate offense without any leniency, and then put them on a plane back to the Emerald Isle.
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