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    AIBU 16.12.2024

    You are not being unreasonable. You are sticking to your principals. If they cannot respect your boundaries then tell them to get stuffed. My Daughter, who lives with me, is Vegan. We respect each other's boundaries.
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    Economist proposes controversial change to superannuation: ‘It’s a really ugly mark’

    What a stupid idea. Most of the money 'returned to Australians to self mange' would be spent on living. Every one is screaming how tight money is. I don't mind the administrative costs, the bottom line is what percentage am I getting for my super balance. For the last ten years my super fund has...
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    SNOOZE LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

    I once tried walking like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor.
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    WHEN THE CLIENT ASKS...

    Yes. How much do you want to pay?
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    The Heartbreaking Reason Why This Visitor at Bunnings Will Make You Rethink Your Next Visit

    I have been in this situation myself and can offer this advice. Firstly, stop and stand still. The animal is as scared as you are. Slowly move towards the animal, spreading your arms wide and slowly move towards an exit nearest to you. Try and get other people to do the same. Never try to catch...
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    What did this Aussie granddad do to a chicken at a wildlife park? The answer will shock you!

    Perhaps the Grandfather should have found out which chicken he was allowed to throw at the Alligator. This is not a 'tongue in cheek' post. If you are at a wildlife sanctuary, don't touch any animals unless specifically allowed to. And never, ever feed them to other animals. It amazes me that...
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    Aussie Tourist Town Epidemic: Are You Guilty of This Illegal Parking Manoeuvre?

    Is this a Council 'Law' or a State Law? With State Laws you have very little chance of wining a court case against a fine/ticket. If it is a Council 'Law', you can beat it in court, despite the Council huffing and puffing their might. The Council attempts to bluster with made up environmental...
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    AIBU 15.11.2024

    If you ain't going, you ain't paying.
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    Avoid hefty fines at this popular beach: Tourists expose costly illegal acts you must know about!

    You know what they say about National Parks and Heritage sites: 'Take nothing but photos, Leave nothing but footprints, Shoot nothing gut pictures, Kill nothing but time!'
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    'Keep your hands off my f****** bins': Rising bin trend starts tension among Aussie homeowners

    I already collect my 'Return and Earn' stuff, so none of it is in my yellow bin. If some one goes through my bin they will find nothing. So long as they don't make a mess around my bin, I don't really mind. It's their time they are wasting.
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    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU....

    I have a Dig Bick. You read that wrong also. It's true because I drive a very small car.
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    Is Your Car's Speedometer Lying to You? The Surprising Truth Revealed by GPS Accuracy!

    If one does not have a GPS, then one can only rely on one's speedo. One would assume it is accurate. Getting your speedo calibrated would remove all doubt, or finding out how far out of cal your speedo is. However it is unlikely you would beat a speed camera or radar device if the Police said...
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    Neighborhood Drama Alert: Who's Leaving Angry Notes on Cars and Why They're Fed Up!

    I have done something similar to this in the past. If I was flying interstate for the weekend, I would drive to Tempe, park my car on the road side and take the train to the Sydney Domestic terminal. I would make sure I was parked legally. So apart from the airport surcharge on the train I would...
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    Joke All together now

    Useless fact for all. The recording session for 'All you need is Love' by The Beatles was televised live around the world. I was in England at the time and it was part of world wide hook up of TV stations, with each station around the world involved in the hook up televising a live segment from...
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    Outrageous or Justified? Australians Can't Agree on This Shocking Park Behavior – What's Your Take?

    You have to remember the difference between a Joke and a Prank. With a Prank, one less person laughs!
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    Joke Think it out. It will come to you.

    Not without our Stardrive.
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    Joke Think it out. It will come to you.

    Mintaka IV. Right hand star of Orion's Belt.
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    Joke Think it out. It will come to you.

    There is no intelligent life on Earth. I'm only visiting.
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    FREAK OUT NOSEY NEIGHBOURS

    Take out the plants and move the assembly a little bit each day.
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    AIBU 02.08.2024

    Kevin, I always quote this line. The difference between a Prank and a Joke is that with a Prank, one less person laughs. One person replied to me posting this once with, 'You must be a real joker at Parties. I replied with, Yes because I tell jokes instead of doing Pranks.
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