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My favourite is the Arnotts parrot - On his tee is the best policy.

Off topic a bit but I remember having to get on my postie pushbike and going around to collect the money, clean the phone and remove any rubbish from the phone booths. Funny thing but I never had to clean any graffiti of any booths back then (1975)!

A Death Certificate would not work or I would have presented them with 2 from my Cardiac Arrests! They kept me on Newstart even though they paid for a Carer for me. That meant I was "able to work" but unable to look after myself (i.e. remember to take medication, attend appointments, cook meals...

Can someone give directions in the way an old Aussie would understand (i.e. How far from the nearest pub)?

After the latest rise in the DSP I thought I was getting ahead until Homeswest raised the rent I pay so now I am left with the magnificent sum of $1.20 extra per fortnight. Oh well - back to eating 1 meal every 2nd day!

Back in 1974 when I was an A.P.O.(T.D.D.) aka a Postie the only time I never delivered a parcel was when it would not be safe to carry it in the leather bag attached to the handlebars on the pushbike. I had to blow the whistle at every delivery address to let people know I was there. You would...

Here in Perth I have found Domino's offering pick-up pizzas cheaper than most frozen pizzas. Maybe someone in their accounting department actually knows the cost of living for most people!

Who remembers finding out the Arnotts logo translated from "On his tee is the best poll I see" to "Honesty is the best policy"?

Pocket money for the kids? Offer to return the trolley for people in the car park.

Stone the flaming crows! 2 crows were sitting on the powerline when an F111 went roaring over going flat out. The 1st crow picked himself up off the ground and said "Strewth - what the heck was he going so fast for?" The 2nd crow replied "Well you'd be going bloody fast too if your arse was on...

We used to blow them up and tie them to the car aerial LOL

Greetings from WA Hello everyone :) Well it seems I am a GOF (Geriatric Old F##t) now since I had a couple of cardiac arrests. I come from down Capel way but have been stuck in Perth since my free helicopter ride from Donnybrook. Could not have picked a worse time to get here as the Covid...