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Airline Intercom BooBoo Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The...

Golf on a Sunday The local parish priest decides that he is going to take Sunday off. He tells his fellow colleague that he is feeling unwell and asks that he conduct all Masses for Sunday. It is agreed. Just after the start of the first Mass the "sick" priest gets dressed, picks up his golf...

The Confessional Three young Irish boys, Paddy, Mick and Ewan go to confession, but as the local Priest is a very strict, they draw straws to see who goes in first. Paddy loses. In he goes and kneels down. "Yes says the booming voice of Father O'Malley" "Bless me father, It's been a while...

Heaven awaits the Nuns 3 Nuns are driving along the highway when suddenly they are involved in a crash. Sadly all 3 die. They arrive at the Pearly gates to be met by Saint Peter expecting to walk straight through. To their dismay they are halted by Saint Peter who says, "Whilst I recognise...