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The afterlife.... It's quite long, but well worth reading. A man wakes up in a dingy slum, with no memory of how he got there. He wanders around aimlessly before he finds even one person who will talk to him. Some ratty beggar on the street turns out to be nice enough to explain where he is...

An Australian legend doing what he does best....

How Jesus got his name.... Mary was always going to name her son "Harry." That is, until she stubbed her toe...........

I'll see how long this one lasts.... A guy had a particularly bad (sad?) accident in which he lost his male appendage. He heard of a doctor who specialized in transplanting this type of appendage. He made the appointment, went along and asked to see what the doctor was prepared to attach. The...

Coffee with the Pope.... Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, "Your Holiness, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from...

An oldie, but a goodie.... A drunk was staggering along a street one night when he saw a large truck pull up. A ramp lowered and down walked an elephant. The elephant picked up a brick with his trunk and hurled it through a jeweller’s window. He then gathered a heap of jewellery and then...

If you want a simple solution, ask a lazy man... A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to...

A touching story (I don't normally do these) A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy, Hameed!!!!!" One day Hameed's mother came into school...

Clever... A clever sign...

My new badge... Today at 10:40 AM Sypderman For the man who loves his Spyder Have to say I love my new Spyderman badge.:):):)

Bloody Covid... For four mornings a week, the wife and I would go to the warm water pool for exercises. We made a lot of friends there. But at the moment, Covid has put paid to that. The pools are closed and we can't even meet for our coffee mornings. One of our ladies will turn 91 in 4 days...

Something to keep in mind....

G'day from lockdown... G'day everyone. I'm a 77 y o bloke, married 50 years next month. We live in Melbourne and are still in lockdown. I enjoy riding my bike with a group of oldies. Can't do that at the moment. Lead a fairly active social life with the same group. Can't do that either at the...