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Question: What succeed's? Answer: A budgie with no teeth!

Yep since the Second World War. Lest we forget! Those who paid the ultimate sacrifice, and their families! Amen! & Amen!

Make a chip butty with multi grain bread and heaps of real butter!! Yummy 4 Mi Tummy!

One night our Vicar came to the house to see mother, dad was down the pub. The vicar wast talking about our church school attendance and other issues. My brother Stephen and I use to share the same double bed in the 50's and we had an army great coat acting as the top blanket on the bed. This...

Protien packed lunch!

Dear Dorsie is that because, you have the same aged condition? Your manhood's shrunk, you can't find under bloated extension? Mine with tweezers, I am now trying to find with magnifying glass! It no longer get's excited, even if she begs me to put up her ass! My Erectile Dis-function is, the...

As always google Ur question. Go on the ATO website and ask the question on there?

Always make sure the doctors do the Endoscopy first! Then the Colonoscopy afterwards! The camera tastes terrible, if they do the Colonoscopy first!

Moon Rise the other day Waxing Moon rise Monday 26th May the silhouette of trees at the Ammunition Jetty Woodman Point Coogee Beach Western Australia.

One of Mike Reed's English comedians jokes, "Ladies would you like to see the soles of your shoe's, in my wing mirrors??

I bet he showed up, with his crack in Time to do the job??

An older age couple. He supports her, by holding up her breasts. She supports him, by holding up his Toddger!

Spike Milligan On his grave stone, it read "I told you I was ill".

When I hold a door open, or help someone in any way and they say "thank you!" I reply "that's alright, I use to be a gentleman, but I am OK now!" They always walk away laughing! Love to all at SDC and the readers. God Bless! Regards Phil

Likely story, embarest mum.