In all American movies you see them having plain black percolated coffee from a jug. No milk, no sugar. Seriously? C’mon Miss American Pie, you dont know what real coffee is!
My daughter, a busy mum of 3, does weekly online ordering to click & collect. Not a week goes by without items being unavailable & either replaced by a bizarre substitute or nothing at all but when she reluctantly goes into the store, there are the items on the shelves!
A new priest was very nervous about his first mass so the monsignor gave him some advice. "When I'm nervous I put a glass of vodka on the pulpit next to the water & take the occasional sip." The priest took the advice & talked up a storm that Sunday. Back in his office he found the following...
G'day from WA
Hi all, I'm Bev from Perth & just joined recently. Enjoying the daily read, riddle & discount offers. Hope to be able to contribute something soon.