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  1. BruceAnderson

    Can you see the invisible naked man?

    He wants to be invisible, so he won’t be arrested for indecent exposure. Or being propositioned by a multitude of women for having a decent exposure!
  2. BruceAnderson

    Can you see the invisible naked man?

    If you put a pair of invisible glasses on, then you will see him!
  3. BruceAnderson

    Cars keep to the right?

    Cars keep to the right? Make sure you are driving a submersible!!
  4. BruceAnderson

    Butterscotch Date Biscuits

    Ingredients: Biscuits 125 grams softened butter 2 cups soft brown sugar, firmly packed 2 eggs, beaten 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 1/2 cups plain flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda 1 teaspoon baking powder • Filling: 500 grams dates, chopped 1/2 cup soft brown sugar 1/2...
  5. BruceAnderson

    Would you kiss a fish if you were sober?

    Would you kiss a fish if you were sober?
  6. BruceAnderson

    Joke The traffic cop and the pregnant woman.

    The traffic cop and the pregnant woman.
  7. BruceAnderson

    Canadian Indian Wood Carving

    Thank you for the information. Much appreciated. On my tours with APT, through W.A. and N.T., I had the privilege to personally view a large amount of Aboriginal rock art, including some contact art. While travelling through Arnhem Thank you for the information. Much appreciated.
  8. BruceAnderson

    A Kaleidoscope Of Colour

    A Kaleidoscope Of Colour Butchart Gardens British Columbia Canada
  9. BruceAnderson

    Joke The Rooster Crows!

    The Rooster Crows! A shaggy dog story 🤪
  10. BruceAnderson

    How to park in a confined space.

    How to park in a confined space.
  11. BruceAnderson

    Joke The three construction workers on a new high rise building.

    The three construction workers on a new high rise building.
  12. BruceAnderson

    Lemon Delicious Pudding

  13. BruceAnderson

    What to do if you encounter a mountain lion.

    What to do if you encounter a mountain lion. If none of these work, run like hell!!!
  14. BruceAnderson

    Canadian Indian Wood Carving

    Canadian Indian Wood Carving Butchart Gardens, B.C., Canada.
  15. BruceAnderson

    The School Bell

    Talking about blackboard dusters, reminds me of one of my primary school teachers. The mickey birds would sit in the trees just outside our classroom windows, and make a hell of a racket with their loud chirping, so our teacher would toss the duster at them. Then he would send one of us...
  16. BruceAnderson

    Auntie Ruth’s Lemon Slice

  17. BruceAnderson

    Silly Sign #4

    Silly Sign #4
  18. BruceAnderson

    Wanted: Brownie Recipe

    Good evening, April. I have just posted a brownie recipe for you. I haven’t tried it yet, but I am sure you will enjoy it. 🤗
  19. BruceAnderson

    Brownie Recipe

    Ingredients: 141g salted butter, melted 207g granulated sugar 2 eggs 12g vanilla extract 114g milk chocolate chips, melted 99g all-purpose flour 24g unsweetened cocoa powder 0.5 teaspoon salt 180g milk chocolate chips Instructions: Preheat your oven to 175°C. Line a 9x9-inch metal baking pan...
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