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A NOT SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY Barry works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and fishes every Saturday. His wife, Betty, thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Baz...

Australia's Most Annoying Television Advertisements You well know those TV ads that want to make you throw a house brick at your precious 85 inch Samsung 4K television screen? Here are mine.... 1. Natural Confectionery Co. The little brat in the back seat proves that infanticide should be...

A Most Elaborate Scam - AFP Impersonation This very convincing and elaborate scam has been doing the rounds for a few months now. It purports to be from the Australian Federal Police, however, for those with a keen eye, it is a scam. It should be noted that Dr Susan Benson and Reece Kershaw...

Free EV Charging Stations? Last week, I was gobsmacked to learn that there are two free EV charging stations at Booragoon Shopping Centre in Perth's southern suburbs. These two parking spots are the closest of any to the entrance near Coles, including disabled parking spots. I have a major...

A Bizarre Scam I received this wonderful story at 5.59 am AWST today in my junk folder. I've had a few of these over the years but this is by far the strangest. No indication of its origin and indicative of a opportunistic bad joke. Here is the content. Hello pervert, I've sent this message...

Not A Job For The Fainthearted! Taken at 9.00 am Perth time on Friday 7 June 2024. Next door to where @DLHM and myself live. Two brave souls working to dismantle a crane approximately 15 stories above ground level. A pay rate of $500 an hour wouldn't get me doing their job!

Is This SDC's First Couple? After several months of conversing in the main forum, then graduating to private messaging and finally to lengthy phone calls on a daily basis, two well known members of the Seniors Discount Club, namely DLHM and Veggiepatch have finally decided to spend the rest of...

A Farmyard Bedtime Story Jack was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he...

An Italian Smorgasbord

I've Been Everywhere Game Out of the warped recesses of my mind I've come a unique game. It is based on the song "I've Been Everywhere" written by Geoff Mack and sung by Lucky Starr, amongst many others. Using the lyrics from the song below, how many of these Australian locations have you been...

The Joys Of Losing Your Marbles This may have been posted before but here goes anyway! They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's...

Food For Thought

This would have to be one of the most bizarre random recipes I have ever made. I wanted to make chicken cacciatore, but as I was missing some essential ingredients, it ended up as a distant cousin. Very few quantities are given, so you can make it like I did. Fly by the seat of your pants! I...

Living With A Rare Condition I know I polarise fellow SDC members with my bluntness and desire for facts. But there may be a reason. In 2010, two psychologists suspected that I was showing signs of very mild autism while I was attending a court ordered anger management course. I thought "they...

Not Another Blonde Joke A blonde walks into Chemist Warehouse and asks the sales assistant if she can get some of that butt deodorant. He says "There’s no such thing as butt deodorant!" She says "I’ll show you!" She leads him into the deodorant aisle and finds it herself. "See? This is butt...

For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again! On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be...

SDC's New Format A big thumbs up to the staff at SDC! I feel that the categorised format for the Daily Newsletter is more than perfect. Just my two bob's worth....

My Pussycat A dead ringer of my last cat Feisty....RIP. 😭

Going To Heaven

Bad Exhaust