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Sheep You think that the price of lamb is expensive here. Over in New Zealand it's $50 per hr..

Wwasn't expecting that.

Thank you as I'm still getting used to your site. I do have a few questions but I'll ask them when I get on a bit later and thanks to everyone who has made me feel welcome.

Last one for the day What do blonde's have in common with a screen door? The more you bang them the looser they get.

Memories Some of my fondest memories when I was younger was building sand castles with Grandpa it was until mum took the urn off me..

So I've been told A recent survey conducted found out that 70% of Muslim men had had sex in the shower. The other 30% just hadn't been to jail yet.

Sorry What do you call a Muslim that has a goat and a sheep? Bisexual.

Unlikely A Irishman walked out of the pub.

Smoking I think that the only chance that I'll get to have a smoking hot body is when I'm cremated

Sorry Wandiwa I misread the post

Little boy I had that at the back of my mind as I didn't want anyone to think that they were my views. I would hope that everyone saw them as the jokes they were meant to be. Please if I have offended anyone let me know and stop, I do like to include all race, religion, colour, male and female...

Sensational someone with my sense of humour. I will wait a bit before I bring in my A grade material

Please don't shoot me What do a Pizza Delivery Person and a Gynaecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it..

And here we go A blind man walks into a fish market and says "Hello Ladies"..

Poor camel In the middle east why don't they teach Drivers Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because it's to hard on the camel..

I have a few others that I may bring out later..

No not at all, I'm hoping that everyone has a slightly warped sense of humour and understands that they are jokes and nothing else. Plus being the new person on the block didn't want to be run out of town.

I liked it I used to work with an electrician that looked like Elton John we called him. ..Socket Man..

I have to throw in a blonde joke A blonde drops off her dress at the dry cleaner's and as she was leaving the dry cleaner said come again to which the blonde replied "No lipstick this time "

I'm trying so hard to keep them clean. I know 100's but I don't want to offend or upset anyone as I haven't got a feel as yet on this thread so I'll do my very best to keep them as PG as possible.