Toilet Graffiti
I remember this one:
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to shit and stink.
Some come here to sit and wonder,
Others come to fart like thunder!
Viagra
There’s a new Viagra pill available to put in your hot drinks. It doesn’t improve your sex life, but it does stop your biscuits going limp when you dunk them in your tea or coffee 😂