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    When your ute suddenly stops: Ram diesel owners face unexpected stall risk

    Ha! Ha! Ha! You know where you can RAM this! Typical American manufactred boat anchor.
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    Retirees’ lifelong savings of $1.2 billion at risk in shocking super fund collapse

    Ferras Merhi. Another slimy grub of Lebanese decent. Off with his head....Islam style!!
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    You’ve been humming his song for decades—now THIS 66-year-old music legend is gone

    Interesting!! Northern soul was born out of the English Mod movement of the 1960s. As well as Soft Cell, other artists to dabble in Northern soul were the fabulous Moloko and Fatboy Slim. RIP David. 🌹 ❤️ 🌹
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    Storms of complaints are brewing as this weather service has become 'too difficult' for users

    I use the BOM website on a daily basis to plan our day's activities, according to the upcoming weather. What in hell have they done to the radar page? The 64, 128, 256 and 512 km composite maps have been replaced by....I don't know what! Another concern is the discrepancies between BOM...
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    Fact of the Day: The high-five was invented in 1977

    I would rather give someone something that way predated the high five. A bunch of fives....
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    Joke On this happy flight......

    But my balls are....
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    Social media promotion of raw milk 'misleading and dangerous'

    Gives every indication of being brought up by Nimbin "parents" after a stoner gang bang then home schooled under the influence of hashish oil. A Master Degree in pulling the most bongs in five minutes, more like it.
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    Social media promotion of raw milk 'misleading and dangerous'

    The title is.... EFFLUENCER! Full of shit!
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    Friday Funnies: Monty Python | Royal Society For Putting Things On Top of Other Things

    I love the Norwegian Blue Parrot skit. "He's pining for the fjords...."
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    Joke On this happy flight......

    Oooooh ahhhhh! I lost my bra. I left it in my girlfriend's car....
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    He wants to be a better husband, but he's trying to treat me like a child...

    She wants to be a better wife, but she's trying to treat me like a child... Corrected for authenicity. From experience.
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    Hosts over 60 transform dinner parties into effortless, joy-filled occasions

    Dinner parties????? Quick!! Find the fondue set that you never used...
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    The quirky Aussie birthday song that’s got everyone talking again

    "Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead He's not the horse's arse He's the horse's head...."
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    The quirky Aussie birthday song that’s got everyone talking again

    Do you have muliple accounts on SDC? Your responses are quite familiar.
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    The great migration standoff: Why your beach walks with Rover might soon change

    And people complain about domestic cats! Get lost!
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    The quirky Aussie birthday song that’s got everyone talking again

    Were you born here? If not, your statements are moot.
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    From stages to speedways: Fans say goodbye to two figures who left their mark in history

    Chris also had his own band, the imaginatively named "Chris Turner Band", which I saw in the very early 1980s. Same great bands mentioned in the article, with ONE exception. Garry Rogers rings a vague bell. RIP to both Chris and Garry. 🌹 ❤️ 🌹
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    Centrelink blunder leaves 44,000 Aussies short—could you be getting a surprise payout?

    With my myGov account, you enter your username and password, then receive a code via SMS. You no longer have a "secret question" to answer.
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    Joke Hurry up Fido 🐕

    Yeah! I was the ten year old brat who prodded the unicorns to stir them up....
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