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There were two cockroaches were crawling up a wall.... Just as relevant to Australians.

Western Australia: $20 (first offence) It is not compulsory to vote in Western Australian local council elections. This penalty notice applies only to State Government elections and is $50 for the first offence, not $20. It is NOT a fine! https://www.elections.wa.gov.au/vote/didnt-vote

So the "Chief of Police" is suddenly a "Commissioner?" At least you got that right! Decades before? He would be well and truly dead. Would that be Norman Allan (deceased 1977), Frederick Hanson (deceased 1980), Mervyn Wood (deceased 2006), Jim Lees (deceased 2004) or Cecil Abbott (deceased...

The dangers of hanging your arm outside Contact with passing vehicles, particularly trucks Injury from roadside signs or branches If you are driving THAT close to a passing vehicle, road signs or trees, you need to relinguish your licence.

Across every state and territory in Australia, it’s illegal to have any part of your body outside a moving vehicle unless you’re signalling. So it's OK to give a Nazi salute from your vehicle....

Dance with the devil and be prepared to cop a pickfork to your nether regions....

In a NSW State Election, I drew my own square with the name "Charlie Chaplin" next to it and marked it with a cross. I am not sure if he was voted in for the Division of Gilmore....

I have received several such infringement notices for not voting in Victoria (Fines Victotia) and Queensland (SPER) with similar threats. Never paid one of them. You cannot suspend a licence of a person that doesn't hold one!

You have. Twice.

Your mate, a former NSW "Chief of Police", must have been a prominent player in the 1995 Royal Commission into the New South Wales Police Service. He was a part of the sysremic processes of bribery, money laundering, drug trafficking, fabrication of evidence, destruction of evidence, fraud...

And 10 times that of SuSSan Laid....

Today, I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse. Today, I helped my uncle jack off a horse. See! Commas and capitalisaion are important....

What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? Now that may be considered slightly risque.

Get rid of the hundreds of thousands of migrants who have infected Australian society to free up low cost housing. Fair enough, some these homeless people may be migrants as well. Good. Piss them off as well.

Gotta pay for those newfangled machete bins....

Just make every road in Australia 30 kmh speed limited. That should please the "experts".

But Eastlink and the Monash Freeway are 100 to 110 kmh speed limited. There aren't any other south eastern expressways that I recall.

While Senator Jacqui Lambie may be a bit rough around the edges, she calls a spade a spade and doesn't back down when asked the hard questions like many politicans do.

A "Chief of Police" (known as a Commissioner in Australia) or any law enforcement agency has nothing to do with political misconduct. These are investigated by independent anti-corruption bodies or parliamentary committees. Ever heard of the ICAC in New South Wales? That's just one example. You...

Please quote the source of your "facts". And don't bother with some alternative witchdoctor websites whose conspiracies were dreamt up in a cloud of cannabis smoke.